What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.