What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake