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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose