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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"