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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose