What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!