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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!