Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)