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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!