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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.