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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!