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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!