Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.