Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.