Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.