A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Women's Sports.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Medium.
Because they're pirots!
It was too Loki.
He felt Thor.
A Snapping Turtle
Wheeee!
