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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.