Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito?

Its one of his joke.

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff (I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee