How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

Fillet of soul

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Adam Levine Jokes More Adam Levine Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.