Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because you need a soul for that.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Wai fu.
Practicing
Insufficient funds.
Halloween Halloween Halloween!
