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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Adam Levine Jokes More Adam Levine Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!