Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
McBongald's
It's a shifty business.
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
He was just stalin for time
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Because he got hit by a car
Soul
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Boo-ddhism
He ran out of little boys
Deviled eggs.
Because that would be a sin-tax issue.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Halloween Halloween Halloween!
