How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who's there! Adolf! Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Adam Levine Jokes More Adam Levine Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.