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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens