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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.