What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)