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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.