What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom