What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.