Castle Jokes

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet