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Castle Jokes

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

Garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets