What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight