What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.