What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle