What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle