What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.