Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.