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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)