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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision