What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.