What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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She kept running away from the ball

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!