What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.