She had mittens!
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
It cracked.
Because they are non-voting felines!
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Because seven "ate" nine.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Cot-on-wool.
