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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.