What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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His heart wasn't in it.

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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I glove you.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.