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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.