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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)