What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

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She probably gets royalties

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Meowi

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Because it wasn't feline well

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

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Cupigs!

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She had an outstanding balance.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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With burger alarms!

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup