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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.