What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight...

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.