What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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He was not an archdevil.

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Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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A sourpuss!

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The Easter Purrade!

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Lowering the bar. or not to.

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Because it had good connections!

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They were in ca.

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Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!