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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.