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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there