What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.