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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars