What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo