What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction