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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.