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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup