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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.