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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What do cat actors say on stage?

Tabby or not tabby!

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.