What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce