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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!