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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high