How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!