How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!