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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!