How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high