Ark Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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