Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
When European.
Because they always *tip*.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
He tried, but it didn't work out.
Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!
Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
An offer you can't understand.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
