What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.