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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.