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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.