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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!