How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.