How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!