When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance