When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it