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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.