When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....