Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.