Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.