Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.