Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead