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Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.