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Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

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A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Always thought you was a bit spineless.

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Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.