April Sale - 20% Off

Reality Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*