What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*