What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*