Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P