Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.