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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Printer Jokes More Printer Jokes

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.