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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!