What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!