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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!