What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!