What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

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Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Knotty Pines.

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Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

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Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Gets arrested*

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Reality *cries in the corner*

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!