What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!