Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality