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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality