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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality