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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read