Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
They cause too much brain damage.
Cause its feet smell.
Because they don't know the words.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Das Jude
Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)
Cheez It!
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
