What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Cause they can't protect their towers.

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You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y