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What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.