What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.