What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

Ox-fam

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam