What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam