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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

Ox-fam