Wham Jokes

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

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