Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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You know you want it, Honey

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.