Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.