Wham Jokes

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.