Wham Jokes

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!