Wham, bam, thank you fam
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
None because it's already lit fam
Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
The outside
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
M.I.Tea
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Camel can go days without drinking!
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
