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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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1st Floor Jokes More 1st Floor Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Cane Jokes More Cane Jokes

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.