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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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1st Floor Jokes More 1st Floor Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Cane Jokes More Cane Jokes

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam