1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

10th Floor Jokes More 10th Floor Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.