1st Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

January 1st Jokes More January 1st Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()