1st Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

College Jokes More College Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!