1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.