I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
Romans.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
An acapellago.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Skelly-vision!
