I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Because other people took the bait.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
He might give away spoilers!
Rated movies.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because it's harder to pick up.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'
An acapellago.
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Atrophy!
