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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!