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Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.