Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.