Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

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A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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The Kurds have their ways

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It was the only way he could send it.

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Guy: 34C.

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Hellen Keller

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A Dell.

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He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet