Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet