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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes