Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet