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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.