How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

F Jokes More F Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.