How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.: