How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.: