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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".