How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.