How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.