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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

Scooter Jokes More Scooter Jokes

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.