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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore