Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.