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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.