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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.