Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Old Hobbit Jokes More Old Hobbit Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)