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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)