Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.