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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.