Old Hobbit Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Old Hobbits Jokes More Old Hobbits Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Bilbo Jokes More Bilbo Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.