Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
With their erections.
I can maintain polite conversation.
Using the lords name in vanity
Lord of the Rings.
Cause' freedom RINGS!
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Because old Hobbits die hard...
WILL.I.WAS
Talking while driving.
There's no punchline.
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
America.
Bag-in