What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.