What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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Why is it called finding nemo?

Been wondering for years

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.