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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.