What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.