What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.