What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"