What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.