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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.