What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.