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What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Trash Can Jokes More Trash Can Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans