Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.