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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans