Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans