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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans