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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt