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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.