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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.