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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.