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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.