What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.