What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.