What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.