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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.