What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.