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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.