Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
9/11
It saves so much time.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
They say he was snowed in.
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
Your ears stay warmer.
Patio Furniture
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Fry-by-night!
The Colossus of Scrotes.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.