What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!