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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden