What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail