What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!