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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it