What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden